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Sell Your House Fast for Cash

Too Many Repairs & Bills?
Get a Real Cash Offer in 24 Hours.

Behind on payments, stuck with an inherited property, facing code violations or a job move you didn’t plan for? Escape My House Now turns stressful houses into simple cash buyouts no agents, no repairs, no showings.

  • We buy as-is: probate, foreclosure, tax default, code issues & more
  • Skip agents, commissions, and endless “maybe” showings
  • Pick your closing date sometimes in as little as 7 days

100% free • No obligation • Real cash home buyers

House with estimated repair costs labeled

For Everyday People Who Need Out Now

This isn’t about “motivated sellers.” This is about you the person stuck holding the bag on a property that’s draining time, money, and sleep.

Life Just Punched You in the Face

  • Probate: Inherited a house nobody wants, in a city nobody lives in.
  • Divorce: You both just want to split the equity and move on.
  • Job Relocation: New job in a new state, old house still eating your paycheck.

Money Pressure Is Getting Loud

  • Foreclosure: Notices stacking up and the clock ticking down.
  • Tax Default: County letters showing up with words like “auction” and “sale date.”
  • Behind on Bills: House repairs, credit cards, medical stuff… it’s a lot.

The Property’s Just a Headache

  • Code Violations: City breathing down your neck about that roof, fence, or weeds.
  • Tired Landlord: Tenants trashing your place and ghosting rent.
  • Downsizing: Kids moved out, the house is too big, and you’d rather have the cash.

If your house feels like dead weight, we’re the easy exit ramp.

Stop Stressing – Get My Cash Number
No pushy sales call. Just the info you need to decide.

We’re Here to Help You Win.

We’ve seen just about every wild house story there is flooded basements, half-finished rehabs, hoarder homes, and everything in between. The point isn’t how bad the property looks. The point is getting you free without the listing circus.

Step 1, Tell Us About the Property

Enter your address and a few basics. No credit check. No “why are you selling?” interrogation. Just the facts we need to get you a number.

Step 2, Get a Fair Cash Offer in 24 Hours

We look at recent sales, repairs needed, and what it’ll take to fix it up. Then we send a straightforward cash offer no games, no surprise fees.

Step 3, Pick Your Close Date & Get Paid

Like the number? Awesome. You choose the closing date, sign a simple agreement, and we handle the junk, the paperwork, and the title company. You walk with cash and a clean slate.

Enter My Address – Show Me the Offer
Most sellers close in as little as 7–21 days, on their schedule.

What Happens If You Don’t Do Anything?

Nobody likes thinking about worst-case scenarios. But it’s exactly what banks, counties, and code departments are counting on your silence.

  • Monthly payments, taxes, and utilities keep chewing through your equity.
  • Probate or legal fees climb while the property sits vacant and vulnerable.
  • Foreclosure or tax sale hits your record and follows you for years.
  • Code fines, liens, and “fix it” orders stack up until the city takes action.
  • The stress bleeds into your sleep, your relationships, and your health.

Doing nothing is still a decision. Usually the most expensive one. Or you can trade the headache for a check and move on.

Picture Life 30 Days After Closing…

No more panic when the mail shows up. No more calls from banks, counties, or tenants. Just a clean break, money in the bank, and the freedom to focus on what’s next.

“My brother and I inherited a probate property two states away. Escape My House Now gave us a fair number, bought it as-is, and we closed without ever flying out. They turned a mess into money.”
Angela & Mark • Probate Sale
“I was 2 months from foreclosure and honestly embarrassed. They walked me through everything, handled the bank, and closed in 12 days. I paid off the loan and still walked away with cash.”
Jason R. • Foreclosure Avoided
“We were downsizing after retirement and didn’t want to fix a 30-year old roof just to ‘maybe’ sell. Escape My House Now bought it as-is and let us choose a closing date that lined up with our new place.”
Ron & Denise • Downsizing

“Yeah, But How Does This Really Work?”

Are you going to lowball me?

We’re investors, not magicians. We make offers based on real numbers recent sales, repairs, and holding costs. If our offer doesn’t make sense, you simply don’t take it. No hard feelings, no pressure.

Do I have to fix or clean anything?

Nope. Sell your house fast for cash as-is. Leave old furniture, trash, even that broken lawn mower in the backyard. We’ll handle it.

What fees do I pay?

In most deals, you pay zero closing costs and no commissions. We make money when we fix the property up later, so you’re not getting nickel-and-dimed.

Will you buy outside my city?

We work with homeowners across the U.S. If you’re in or near a major metro, chances are we’ve bought there. Enter your address and we’ll let you know exactly what we can do.

What if I’m in probate, divorce, or behind on taxes?

You’re exactly who this is for. We regularly work with probate attorneys, divorce situations, tax defaults, and code violations. We help untangle the mess so you can walk away with cash instead of problems.

Ready For Clarity? Let’s Talk.

Whether you’re ready for an offer today or just exploring your options, reach out. We’ll walk you through what we can do and what your next steps might look like.

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There’s no cost and no obligation. Tell us a little about the property and your situation, and we’ll let you know quickly if we can help and how much we can pay in cash.

Prefer not to talk yet? Use the form to share a few details and we’ll follow up within one business day.